Ralphie what do you want for christmas

Kid with Goggles : I like Santa. Ralphie : Yeah. Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances. Ralphie : [in his fantasy, Ralphie explains the cause of his blindness] It It 'twas Santa Claus : What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] My mind had gone blank. Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted. I was blowing it, blowing it. Male Elf : Come on, kid. Santa Claus : How about a nice football? Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out. Santa Claus : Football. Okay, get him out of here. Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing?

Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie : [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No, no! Santa Claus : You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Santa Claus : Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho! Ralphie : No-o-o-o-o-o-o! Ralphie : [chuckles] I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one. I guess I'd just like some Tinker Toys. Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinker Toys? She'd never buy it. Mother : BB guns are dangerous.

I don't want anyone shooting his eye out. Ralphie : Hey Dad! I'll bet you'll never guess what I got you for Christmas. The Old Man : A new furnace. Ralphie : Ha ha!

That's a good one, Dad! The Old Man : [unveiling his major award] Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT? Mother : What is it? The Old Man : It's a leg!

Mother : But what is it? The Old Man : Well, it's A leg, you know, like a statue. Mother : Statue? Do you know what a Christmas story is about?

What Christmas present would Ralphie want so badly? How many times does Ralphie say what he wants for Christmas? Is a Christmas story based on a true story? What would Ralphie Parker want in a Christmas story for Christmas? Can you shoot a BB gun in the eye? How old is Ralphie in A Christmas Story now? What year is a Christmas story?

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